Catch-All Post

[you_be_cool]

[OOC: For TFLN overflow and the like.]

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TFLN for allmenarebeasts

[you_be_cool]

Apparently not, since I'm drawing a blank on the specifics right now. Remind me.

[allmenarebeasts]

You are looking for a cheap thrill, but I'm not the cheap of a girl, not anymore.

[you_be_cool]

Fair enough. What about you come on over and give me a chance to charm you into it?

TFLN for notgoingtobeonthemenu

[you_be_cool]

[OOC: from here]

Aww, you're going to deny me a chance to leave behind a legacy?

[notgoingtobeonthemenu]

You know this is Kate right? Did you mean to send this to Richie? Or Scott? Tell me you didn't mean to send this to Scott.

[you_be_cool]

It's a... what do you call it? Group text.

[notgoingtobeonthemenu]

And is Scott part of this...group?

[you_be_cool]

Boy's gotta learn somewhere.

[notgoingtobeonthemenu]

Please don't give my little brother porn.

[you_be_cool]

You don't actually think he's never seen any before, do you?

[notgoingtobeonthemenu]

I don't want to think about it.

[you_be_cool]

You know, it's perfectly healthy for a young man his age. ;)

[notgoingtobeonthemenu]

Less healthy for his sister to know about it.

[you_be_cool]

There are so many worse ways you could find out.

[He had no idea it would be this fun to yank her chain like this.]

[notgoingtobeonthemenu]

Can you maybe stop enjoying this so much?

[How would he have felt if it were Richie? Wait, she didn't want to know.]

[you_be_cool]

[Honestly, the idea of Richie watching porn would be welcome, as it'd be the most normal thing his brother's done in a while.]

Nah, don't think so. And hey, I bet it's not like you've never....

[notgoingtobeonthemenu]

Preacher's daughters don't watch porn, Seth.

[you_be_cool]

Mm-hmm. And they don't rob banks, either.

hahaha oh Seth

[notgoingtobeonthemenu]

That's hardly the same thing.